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Bees

Directed by WHOLPHIN
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American Outrage (Excerpt)

Directed by
Beth Gage & George Gage
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House Hunting

Directed by Amy Lippman
A Michael Chabon short story
Starring Paul Rudd and Zooey Deschanel
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Screening Room: Web-Only Content

Strongest Man

Directed by Jeremy Bailey
4:31 minutes

Herculean Cinema.
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Carmichael and Shane

Directed by Alex Weinress and Rob Carlton
6 minutes

The economics of parenting.
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Concrete Tightrope

Directed by Toby Moore and Selena McKenzie
4:04 minutes

How to get some sidewalk cred.
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This is Your Life

Directed by RAFAEL FUCHS
3:19 minutes

Great for cardio.
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The Country

Directed by BRADY BALTEZORE
1:28 minutes

Triumphant mice.
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Extended Stay

Directed by PAMELA LITTKY
12:57 minutes

Watch to the end.
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An Internal Camaraderie

Directed by ELI MARIAS & AMOS NATKIN
5:36 minutes

Prepare to be amazed.
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Neuro Economy

Directed by JILL KENNEDY
5:23 minutes

Josephine, your old MK Ultra patient is calling...
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Drink All Day

Directed by SHOTSHOTSHOT
3:58 minutes

They are what you drink.
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The Crying Game

Directed by WHOLPHIN
4:51 minutes

Not crying over failure is not worth crying over.
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Uso Justo

Directed by COLEMAN MILLER
22:25 minutes

So much Soap and yet I still feel dirty.
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Bloodhag

Directed by BRAD VANDERBURG
8:24 minutes

Text, kids and rock 'n' roll.
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Some Analog Lines

Created by DAVID LOWERY
6:34 minutes

Clay, sibling rivalry, fingerprints, a paper mask and a wooden shelf.
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Another Spec Ad

Created by MEREDITH SCARDINO and DAVE HILL
1:24 minutes

Problem? Solution: a solution.
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How to Draw a Giraffe (Excerpt)

Created by JASON POLAN
5:59 minutes

The definitive guide to drawing a giraffe.
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Knife

Grizzly Bear music video directed by ENCYCLOPEDIA PICTURA
5:48 minutes

"Indie Rock Video"
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Tsuxiit

Created by NICHOLAS THORBURN of THE ISLANDS
3:18 minutes

The hypnotic film that inspired the hyper-gorgeous song.
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Headbangers

Created by ELENA WEN
1:54 minutes

Ensure the safety of your child's tendency to rock out.
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This Is Me

Directed by SAM ARTHUR
4:39 minutes

The age-old story of boy eats plane, boy breaks up with plane.
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Wearing Che

Directed by SCOTT JACOBSON and JOSH GLASER
5:09 minutes

Clothes before bros.
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Quasar Hernandez

Directed by DAVID and NATHAN ZELLNER
4:15 minutes

Lying to children is funny. Thank you, Zellner Brothers. Cruel, cruel, Zellner brothers.
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Learn to Speak Body

Directed by MITCHELL ROSE
4:26 minutes

Make sure your neck movements haven't been offending anyone all these years.
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Farrah

Found by SKIP ELSHEIMER for FOUND Magazine
4:14 minutes

A modern-day samurai fulfilling her oath.
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Wüstenspringmaus

Directed by JIM FINN
2:51 minutes

A short history of the pet you never really loved.
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The Last Days of Jonathan Perlo

Directed by JOE WARSON
27:28 minutes

Shrivelingly good.
* This film contains nudity.
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Thanks for the ADD

Directed by JOE SWANBERG
4:40 minutes

New users.
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An Excerpt from 'Apart From That'

Directed by JENNIFER SHAININ and RANDY WALKER
2:42 minutes

And she danced by the light of the muumuu.
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Mammoth

Directed by PAUL BOESE
7:19 minutes

These guys are out to lunch.
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Debris

Directed by JUSTIN KELLY
7:48 minutes

I've had this exact same dream...
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David and Mamet

Directed by ALEX ROSE
1:31 minutes

He had it coming.
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Facechasers

Directed by GABRIEL JUDET-WEINSHEL
3:57 minutes

Burning old man.
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A Taste of Nate

Directed by JIM McGORMAN
4:36 minutes

Swing on, swinger.
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Picture of a Bird

Directed by ISAIAH SERET
1:51 minutes

Carpet puppet baggers.
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Street Moves

Directed by ROSS HARRIS
7:38 minutes

PDA: Public Dancing for Attention.
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Nice Day

Directed by MAD INJECTION
3:52 minutes

Cheapest, funniest music video we've ever seen.
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Day 37

Directed by DYLAN HAGGERTY
6:26 minutes

Cosmic coprophilia.
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Glinder and Glinder

Directed by KASPER HAUSER
2 minutes

Legal urolagnia.
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Zorlonn

Directed by MIKE MITCHELL
2:29 minutes

Apparently this actor made his own costume for the shoot.
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Downpour

Directed by AARON WOODLEY
3:30 minutes

Cruel cruel puppets.
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Sometimes

Directed by JOHN BURNS
3:35 minutes

This song is a virus. You've been warned.
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Fork

Directed by MIKE MITCHELL
1:55 minutes

Mitchell adapts the infamous "Raymond and Peter" tapes.
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Eulogy for an Assassin

Directed by STEPHEN AUSHERMAN
3:30 minutes

Assassin beetles carry Chagas disease, also known as sleeping sickness. Chagas killed Darwin. Bad Assassin beetles.
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News

All issues of Wholphin, including Issue 1, which has never before been sold individually, are now in stock at the McSweeney's Store.

We've received a bunch of emails requesting an update on Nejmia, the subject of Khadija Al-Salami's incredible documentary, "A Stranger In Her Own City." Well here's the news, some very inspired subscribers have begun the process of establishing a college fund for her. If you would like to help the coolest 13 year old girl in the world attend college, please contact acquaintance@wholphindvd.com. Subject heading: "Nejmia."

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Join us for Wholphin’s return to the Silent Movie Theatre on Tuesday, April 29th. We will be screening a selection of films from the upcoming sixth issue of Wholphin, including a documentary about a class of Chinese third graders who hold a democratic election for classroom monitor and in the process end up hilariously, if unintentionally, mocking 300 years of American Politics; a beautifully black, comic exploration of 70s England that isn’t, but could easily be, the prequel to A Clockwork Orange; the winner of the Wholphin Award at this year’s SXSW, Benh Zeitlin’s Glory at Sea; an animated fake rock star taking on a heroin-addicted carnival monkey; drunk bees and more!

Tuesday, April 29th at 8PM
Silent Movie Theatre
611 N Fairfax Ave, Los Angeles

Wholphin No 4 featured an excerpt from Lynn Hershman Leeson’s brilliant, hybrid documentary-film, Strange Culture, in which the FBI mistakenly accuses artist, Steve Kurtz, as a bioterrorist. Now, after four years of interrogations, lawyers fees and trials, the case has finally been thrown out.

The New York Times reported on April 21st: “A judge threw out charges Monday against a college art professor accused of improperly obtaining biological materials for an exhibit protesting U.S. government food policies.

U.S. District Judge Richard Arcara ruled that the 2004 mail and wire fraud indictment against Steven Kurtz, a University at Buffalo professor, was ‘’insufficient on its face.'’

Kurtz is a founding member of the Critical Art Ensemble, which has used human DNA and other biological materials in works intended to draw attention to political and social issues. His arrest drew protests from artists in several countries who called the charges an intrusion on artistic freedom.

‘’Obviously this is a weight off his back, but he still had to suffer through this for four years,'’ said Kurtz’s attorney, Paul Cambria. ‘’The last thing this guy is is a bioterrorist.'’

The U.S. Attorney’s Office in Buffalo said it was considering an appeal but otherwise declined to discuss the ruling.

Kurtz was indicted in 2004 following what began as an anti-terrorism investigation after police saw lab equipment in Kurtz’s home while responding to the death of his wife, Hope.

Although investigators determined that lab equipment was part of his art work, he was indicted a month later. The charges carried a maximum of 20 years in prison.

Kurtz was accused of plotting with Robert Ferrell, former chairman of the University of Pittsburgh’s human genetics department, to improperly obtain potentially harmful organisms. Ferrell was fined $500 in February after pleading guilty to a misdemeanor count of mailing an injurious article to Kurtz.

See the article here.

Tomorrow - TUESDAY - at the Silent Movie Theatre in LA - a rare appearance

“An Arkansas auteur… imagine if Fellini had lived in a trailer in Arkansas instead of Rome.” - The London Times

“Phil is simply a person who needs to create. He could have just as likely picked up a knife and whittled a wooden pig, or painted the Rapture on the side of a barn. Instead, he sat in the guard shack at the gravel pit every night, writing and planning his movies.” - Dub Cornett, Oxford American

Phil Chambliss is America’s first folk-art filmmaker. He’s lived his entire life in Calhoun County, Arkansas. He never went to film school or college, never took a class or read a book on filmmaking. The films he managed to see - Sergio Leone’s For a Few Dollars More, the entire Peyton Place television special, and a particular episode of The Rifleman in which Lee Van Cleef plays Johnny Drago - led him to take the 95 bucks his then-wife had saved for a new icebox, and spend it instead on a movie camera. With camera in tow, he wrangled some friends into acting, and went on to create a body of work that includes dozens of bizarre, brilliant, idiosyncratic films, shot over the course of several decades. Phil’s films are a revelation, full of unexpected humor, complex social commentary, and a strong, almost suspended, sense of time and place. There is only one Phil Chambliss, and The Cinefamily is very proud to present the first Los Angeles presentation of his singular work.

see his films and hear him speak:
go to Cinefamily for tickets

Residents of Richmond, Virginia: Come see a selection of films from Wholphin Nos. 1 through 5, including a Wizard of Oz story reinterpreted in a world of evangelical mysticism, a band of Scottish 9-year-olds singing “Satan Rocks” at their county fair, a documentary about a 13-year-old Yemeni girl who refuses to wear her veil, an Academy Award–winning short, a squid birth, and more.

Sunday, April 6th at 3PM
The Firehouse Theatre, Richmond, VA
$5 Admission
Sponsored by Chop Suey Books and the James River Film Festival

AMERICAN OUTRAGE (excerpt from the documentary)
Directed by Beth Gage & George Gage

In the last few years, while we’ve all been busy “Freeing Tibet” and dutifully monitoring human rights abuses against indigenous peoples half way around the world, filmmakers George and Beth Gage have been documenting equally infuriating human rights abuses taking place right in our own back yard. In a nutshell, for the past 30 years the U.S. government has been quietly, illegally, re-claiming land it had previously ceded to Shoshone Indians and then selling it off to various mining interests. Did you know about this? Neither did we. Despite the fact that the United Nations has passed a resolution condemning our government’s action’s against the Shoshone, actions which at times have involved physically roughing up 70-year-old Shoshone grandmothers, most of us have never even heard of this crisis. But after seeing the film, excerpted on Wholphin No. 5, it is hard to deny that it is a crisis of constitutional proportions, and one that, at the very least, deserves it’s own bumper sticker and the most celebrity-packed summer concert tour our nation’s celebritarian actorvists can muster. The following interview was conducted with George and Beth for the issue.

Filmmakers Beth and George Gage.

Q:Watching your film, I kept wondering why it takes an
independently produced documentary film for us to find out about the Dann
sisters?

Beth Gage: We’ve had a similar reaction from most of our audiences. People are amazed that this is going on today, in the United States, and they’re completely unaware of it. This is not by accident. Ed Bradley from 60 Minutes covered the story of the Dann sisters about ten years ago, but the episode never ran. It was deemed too “political.” This country is only too anxious to expose human rights offenses in other countries while ignoring the same abuses going on right under our collective noses.

Q: Did you experience any pressure or unwanted attention during filming from any people in dark sunglasses? Are your phones tapped? Will mine now be?

George Gage: One of the security men that very rudely escorted me off the Barrick gold mine property was the first “policeman” on the scene when Carrie Dann’s car mysteriously blew up later that afternoon. Luckily a young volunteer was driving it, on her way to pick up Carrie, and her fast reflexes saved her that day. A few months earlier there was an unexplained fire in the Western Shoshone Defense Project office. Also, Mary Dann’s death has never really been explained. Probably the most dangerous thing we’ve done is told you.

Q: Can you explain the role that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid played in this drama?

GG: We were told by key legislative staffers that Reid pushed the money bill for the Bush administration —he had at least one meeting with Karl Rove during that time. We didn’t feel it would be dangerous to bring this up in an election year, but it would raise very serious issues regarding collusion between industry and both parties. Reid’s not up for reelection this year so we could not be accused of trying to be political—just telling the story of what is happening. Regardless, neither political party is innocent of the abuses perpetrated on the American Indians.

Q: Do you consider yourselves filmmakers who document activists, or activists who make documentaries?

BG: I’m a storyteller drawn to accounts that inspire or infuriate, of indomitable spirit or gross injustice. George is drawn to powerful stories that offer dramatic visuals. The reporting about the Dann sisters in the New York Times really attracted our curiosity. We just couldn’t understand why the U.S. government was harassing two elderly ranching sisters in the middle of what appeared to be Nevada’s desolate desert.

Q: A friend of mine who saw the film thought the mention of Mary Dann’s death from a fencing accident seemed a little odd. He wondered if there might have been more to that story. Any comment?

GG & BG: We agree with your friend.

Q: When Carrie Dann spoke at the Native American Film Festival, her speech was an admonition against using a lot of toilet paper when going to the bathroom. What other important advice has she imparted to you?

GG: She’s brought so many things to our attention, but particularly the ongoing neglect and destruction of Mother Earth. Carrie and Mary try not to waste anything. When we went “pine nutting” with them, they counted the pinecones as they knocked them off the tree, and when they gathered them up, they counted again, making sure they found every single cone.

BG: Another thing they talk about a lot is “not taking all.” Whether it’s pine nuts that you leave for animals or water for the next seven generations, sharing is an important aspect of the Native philosophy. Their sharing was at the root of their problems with the European pioneers hungry for land. Also, Carrie talks a lot about gold and the damage that’s done to the earth to extract it. When you realize that 90 percent of gold is used for jewelry, you can’t help questioning the rape of the land that takes place in order to extract it.

Q: Do you ever have creative disagreements? If so, as a couple, how do you separate your creative disagreements from your personal relationship and vice versa?

GG: Sure, like when I don’t know an important answer is being delivered in an interview and I’m focusing on someone’s nose hair. You don’t want to be in the editing room when those moments suddenly appear on-screen.

BG: We usually only have disagreements in editing. George can’t stand an unaesthetic shot in the film, and I feel that sometimes it’s necessary for the story to work. Mostly we work together well; our strengths complement each other. We’ve been together so long, we can’t separate anything.