Gleamy Teeth, Gleaming Toothfully
Teeth are gleaming at their absolute gleamiest in Park City this year! Gleamier than ever before, if you can imagine such a thing. We love white teeth. But it seems sometimes blindingly-gleamy teeth can be perhaps a shade too white. It becomes impossible to turn away. They are unused bones. We are not intimidated by all the blinding gleamyness around us. Wholphin has gleamy-ish teeth too, despite what some children say. We will share our personal teeth-whitening regimen with you: eat blueberries before bed and don’t brush your teeth. That’s what we do. The blue stains we acquire somehow seem to counteract the yellow stains from all the coffee we drink. We don’t know why, but in the morning our teeth are mysteriously gleamier! It is a matter of light refraction. We think. This is a personal revelation about our personal grooming habits and we hope you will not use it against us.