Wholphin

Not only does this shirt depict the miraculous interspecial love connection that spawns the half-dolphin, half-whale wholphin from which our DVD quarterly draws its name, but it is also a paean to May-December relationships. The spritely young male dolphin (left) is an old soul, who has always found comfort in the flippers of the elderly. Yet, dolphin life expectancy being considerably shorter than that of the majestic whale, it was only when these two met did our dolphin see the full potential of age-disparate love.

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