“The Crying Game” Contest
Let’s do an experiment. The fact that it only took me 25 seconds to do what four grown men couldn’t accomplish in 40 minutes has led me to believe that I am the undisputed world champion of crying-on-command. (This goes nicely with my other impressive title of “World’s Best Drawer of Giraffes.”)
To prove this hypothesis we will need many test subjects to gather data. If you’re up for the challenge, all you have to do is this: sit down in front of your camera, turn on a timer and cry. Then, send in your video, and if you’re able to break my record of 25 seconds (seen here) you will receive a free subscription to Wholphin, a jar of my tears, a Wholphin t-shirt, and emotional validation that at least in this you are better than me. No cheating!
Send your submissions here:
Wholphin
849 Valencia St.
San Francisco, CA 94110
Good luck!
October 24th, 2007
Wow, that is amazing. You almost had me crying with that. The laughter at the end of the clip (while you are still “recovering”) is specially heart shattering!